Blonde Ambition Tour — Day 2

By , March 25, 2004

As promised I am starting today’s journal entry with a photograph of my lovely new hair color. I really think it brings out my glamorous side. Don’t you agree?

3:46 AM My new thing now that I am blonde seems to be converting non-blondes to join the fun. (I haven’t actually experienced said fun yet, but I know it is coming.) I am doing so by commenting to the blogs of non-blondes that they should consider buying some hydrogen peroxide and joining the club.

4:04 AM Time for bed.

10:07 AM Not sure if this qualifies as fun, but I scared the hell out of myself when I looked in the mirror this morning. I was not prepared to see blonde hair on the person staring back at me.
Damn near had a heart attack.

11:05 AM I seem to have misplaced my house keys.

11:11 AM Silly me…they were in my left hand all along. I am right handed so I didn’t think to look there. Weird that I put them in that hand.

2:20 PM I was bored so I went next door to Tower Records. I was checking out Britney’s new album when I saw this totally cute girl checking ME out. She said “hi” and after only like two minutes of talking she totally came home with me, and we TOTALLY got it on. Being blonde rocks! She just left, and she wrote her number down for me. At first I thought I would for sure call her, but now I think maybe I won’t. Now that I am blonde I can be hella choosy, right?? Wait– I have a girlfriend!! Oh no… what if Fizzy finds out???

3:29 PM OMG I was supposed to meet a client today at 3:00 and it completely slipped my mind. I have NEVER done that before. Somehow I got so caught up searching eBay for Care Bears that I totally spaced out. I know this doesn’t have anything to do with being blonde, but I wanted to vent my frustration, so I turned to blogging.

5:03 PM I had a really yummy dinner. It was chicken. I need to go barf it up now. I feel soooo fat.

9:27 PM I’m all dressed up and ready for a night on the town. I’m meeting some friends to go bar-hopping. We’ll see how my new ‘do goes over. I’m signing out for the night now b/c I really wanna get out to the bars– I’m craving a Cosmo.

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14 Responses to “Blonde Ambition Tour — Day 2”

  1. Shiznito says:

    g-sharp: youre seriously becoming metro-homo-sexual. Does sue like that?

  2. Shiznito says:

    its all good though, I might go blonde too, but I think I’ll look like a dirty whore.

  3. clubdiva007 says:

    i was a blonde gone redheaded. now im a brunette and loving it! :)

  4. I would go blonde but I like my hair all non-straw-like, the way that it is right now. :P hehe. =)

    I earnestly await the further chronicles of a brunette gone blonde! ^-^

  5. Momma Hoop says:

    The *poofing* was not a computer term. There is no remote for that. It is my term I use when my girls ask me to delete a picture I posted. ie:*poof* it is gone!

    Actually I prefer Miss Clairol instead of your harsh chemical! FYI: Blondes do have more fun! So enjoy!

    ~thursdaynext’s mom~

  6. Ryc: Sure thing! Let’s strike a deal. =)

    I might have to wait a couple months before going blonde though… and do I have to go TOTALLy blonde? =)

    Let’s see pics of your new haircolor!!

  7. YukiTonbo says:

    *SIGH* tsk tsk tsk….

  8. CHiTaLiaNO says:

    I swear ur making urself sound ditsy…but it’s funnie, so keep it up! :) Whoa…i just read ur comment from Shiznito’s Xanga…only like the dirty ones huh?…That sort of disturbed me, but made me crack up nonetheless… tsk tsk…

    And yea, one CAN juggle romance and schoolwork…but i’m currently looking for sumone who’s smart, funnie, can laff about psychological complexes, and is willing to discuss Sun Tzu’s military tactics and how it can be used in everyday life…Sigh, where can i find a guy like that?…tsk, i can’t…but perhaps i’ll find a nice girl instead ;).

  9. amandaness says:

    the ever amusing peasprout strikes again. always making me laugh that peasprout…. have a good weekend! go out and have tons of blonde fun.

  10. CHiTaLiaNO says:

    Man…u are turning into slut….O! But wait, weren’t u always?…hahah…sorries

  11. shadowluv says:

    You tease…Where is the picture of you?…LOL…

    I think you need to go back to black…I’m worried about your IQ

  12. Hahahahahaa. Dude, this is really funny. Hope you live it up as a blonde. But don’t stay there too long. Like they say, once you go blonde, you never go back.

  13. I’m wondering if the IQ drop will be permanent even if you go back to brunette. I hope not for your sake.

  14. Hank says:

    this is hilarious. i laughed out loud

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